|FIC: House Guests
||[Feb. 28th, 2009|11:29 pm]
What don't you understand?
TITLE: "House Guests" (1/1)
DATE: February 28, 2009
FANDOM: The Dark Knight (Nolanverse)
PAIRING: Alfred/Lucius (Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman)
DISCLAIMER: I don't own 'em. They're characters belonging to DC Comics, Christopher Nolan and Warner Brothers, not to mention the respective actors of the movie, and to the ages. This is a work of a fan, done for no remuneration save the satisfaction of the work.
WARNINGS/RATING: PG, I guess
SUMMARY: Set between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight when Bruce and Alfred are forced to bunk with Lucius while they look for new digs, inspired by a column in The Gotham Times by the snarky Constance B. Mooreston under the headline 'The Awful Truth' which can be found here.
NOTES: Written for the gd_alfredlucius Valentine's Exchange for teithiwr, who requested something with tea and warm, woolen scarves, and a bit of humor, perhaps.
WORD COUNT: 1739
"Fish and house guests stink in three days." --Poor Richard's Almanac
( It was Alfred's custom~Collapse )